There is a chill in the air. A silent thrill that is refusing to go unheard. And just as that fog, shrouding me in a thick veil of uncertainty, starts to dissipate, I hear her words. Soft, but hard-hitting nevertheless.
“Um, so about that new blog idea of yours…”
“What about it?” I ask, puzzled.
“Uhh, why don’t you tell me?”
I spring to my feet with a new vigour. The sun is out, the birds are chirping, their trill is clear. The fog, you see, is never of consequence, because as much importance as you give it, the more it comes in your way.
“You know what, Mom. That’s a fantastic idea.”
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About:
This blog’s purpose is to assemble my life in bits and pieces; in a hasty compilation of broken stories which carry weight and meaning to me. I wish I could give these stories a genre; or even an emotion. But I can’t.
I mean, sure; I can promise a bit of sardonic humour, at best; but the unpredictability of where life will take me teaches me not to make any promises.
But a few constants that time itself cannot take away from me, are my muses. I present to you; all the inspirations in my life which have left me broken, and reeling, and in pure agony. I present to you, A Chlamydia List, an assemblage of lovingly named factors that push me over every edge, and over every hurdle that comes my way.
The name itself, is a shameless reference to the Netflix series Lovesick, which follows the story of Dylan, who is diagnosed with the STD; and must then recall his every special someone; every single one. This blog is a collection of all my special someones and somethings. Someday, even every single one of them.
A Chlamydia List.
So these inspirations, whether human or not, basically ensure that I’d never run out of content for WordPress in a million years. So, thank them, really.
If you ever feel like grabbing a dose of young love; and teen angst; and every drama that high school brings with it, you’ve stumbled upon the right place. This blog, however aptly named, should always be your go-to website; your happy place; to discover what it’s like to be young again.
Vent, discover, relate. I think that’s what this blog is all about. But again, more importantly, abandoning Riverdale for teen drama needs is a must; you deserve better.
Maybe a few years down the line, I’ll look back and smile or shed a few tears. Maybe the ghosts of days gone by will continue to haunt me through these little posts of mine; and just maybe, on the hunt for a few emotions, I’ll find myself.
Or not.
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Okay, for the last time, I don’t care what you meant, Ma. This Introductions post on A Chlamydia List, which definitely is my new blog and baby, is happening now; whether you like it or not. Thanks for the inspiration and all.
I like your writing style 🙂 Casual and funny while being interesting. Good job.
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thank you so much ! :’)
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You are a very good writer. I will enjoy reading your blog.
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thank you so much ! :’)
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This small story of yours helped me in writing a small poetry https://sakshiblogs11.wordpress.com/ I’ll post it by afternoon, hope you’ll like it.
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haha thank you so much; I’m actually waiting so, so eagerly now, hoping i’ll see it really soon ! :’)
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I loved you’re read! And I also totally accidentally marked your comment as ‘spam’ when I tried to ‘like’ it! I’m so sorry! And I really appreciated it! Xxxx
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Gotta say I’m really offended…
Just playing, I completely understand; and thanks for taking the time, really.
Thanks a lot! 🙂
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Haha no worries! I meant it! Also above comment auto corrected to ‘you’re’ and it’s really distressing me I can’t change it!!! 🙂
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Meant I liked your blog…🤦♀️
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Hey there! You have the beginnings of a great blog! I love your sense of humor and your way with words is quite eloquent. Looking forward to reading more from you!
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thank you very much ! 🙂
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You do write quite well! Welcome to the world of blogging!
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Thank you very much ! :’)
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Nice introduction, a great way to get started! I totally get you wanting to vent it all out. Because I’ve done it in my blog as well, although I’ve been VERY discrete and at first glance nobody will realise that it was my personal painful experience that made me write all that. Looking forward to your ‘rants’, bro!
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haha thank you very much ! ::))
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Hi Anuj ! I have nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger Award as I love your blog. To see more details, click on the link below:-
https://phonynonie.wordpress.com/2018/01/30/the-sunshine-blogger-award/
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Ohmygod, thank you so, so much!
I will eventually get around to a Sunshine Blogger post, and I love that you even thought of me so early on in my blogging journey!
But I think I really want to find my feet in this blogging world I’m so new to; and I don’t want to lose sight of what my blog is really all about so early on. (and plus like, commitment issues)
Don’t get me wrong, I will get around to it; and I love and appreciate you so much for this nomination; but yeah, soon. It’ll be soon.
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Take your time… The idea is to write to satiate your senses… your soul. It’s not a competition.. so no rushing. My nomination too came as a pleasant shocker and I took a week to get to it.
I just want to say that whatever little you’ve posted so far, it holds a promise for a lot of beautiful things coming from you…I clearly see that in your writing style and hence nominated you. 😊
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Thank you so, so much :’)
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I really really hope that there comes so much inspiration for you to never stop writing on wordpress. Haven’t read any of your blogs yet but couldn’t stop myself from telling you that the introduction is great!! Go a long way!! Cheers!!!😊
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With comments like yours, it’ll be extremely hard to stop writing, honestly. Thank you very much! ::))
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Great then😊 That means I shouldn’t stop leaving comments at your posts 😊
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I love your writing style!!
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Thank you so, so much :’)
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Gorgeous writing style – casual, clever and witty. Can’t wait to read more!
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Thank you so, so much :’)
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That was a really nice post and I am sure you will put in an amazing blog. You have a very nice writing style! I have followed your blog to read more!
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Thank you so much ! :’)
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Okay, but I’ve gotto say this… MAN, YOU’VE GOT A GREAT STYLE… I feel like I’ve been watching the whole thing as a movie and not merely reading words dazedly swimming over the page ( to say)- it’s just so vivid… I’m definitely going to follow up for more… this is just. AMAZING.
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Aaah again, it really does mean a lot! Thanks for going through the blog; there’s definitely lots more coming. Soon. All the love ❤
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That has to be by far one of the most intriguing About Section I’ve read in a long time, which in turn made it one interesting first post. Loved your easy breezy style and yet you said it all. Am hooked already ! Following you to read more of your musings.
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I’m so glad, thank you very much ! :’)
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Welcome! Really inventive “about” section, your writing voice is fantastic
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Hey, thank you so, so much. Back for National Bagel Day?
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Our most important of holidays
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I enjoy your writing! I feel the angst of youth! Oh how I miss it, but I don’t think I would go back if given the opportunity. Keep up the perfect combination of humor, sarcasm, and insight.
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Thank you very much! :’)
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AH, thanks so much for going through it, means a lot!
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This made me want to read more of your posts…which isn’t true for all blogs I visit! Well done.
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Thank you so much ! :’)
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Great introductory post !
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Ah, thank you so much :’)
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Not many About sections keep a reader engaged, but yours certainly does the job. Look forward to reading more of your posts. Keep blogging!
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Thank you so, so much ! :’)
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Awh this is such a poetic post x As someone who’s very very new to blogging your style of writing has definitely inspired me! Maybe my next post will be half as great as this one!
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Ah, you’re too kind, thank you so much! Means a lot. :’)
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I like your writing style, consider writing a book✍️
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Ah, thank you so much! Definitely will do, someday! :’)
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👍🏿
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cool
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where ar e you from?
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India, actually!
Went through your blog, and loved “Lecture Me”. Looks like a fun place, I got lots to catch up on; keep it going 🙂
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: ) thanks! you’l get there quickly you’re quite popular i see.
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sometimes you just have to ignore your mother and write anyway…and I am so glad you did.
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Haha, gotta love em anyway! Thanks for reading :’)
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I adore your introduction! I need to get myself sorted out! You are an examplar…thank you! 😌
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Thank you so, so much! I’m honoured; and you have no idea how happy that makes me 🙂
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